Just invented on May 5, 2009 by Matthew Hynes, ‘The Ultimate Trash Can®’ has promised to revolutionise the trash industry forever. It uses a special laser beam called a ‘Digitalization Ray®’, powered by solar panels, which turns matter into digital data then transports it via the Internet to a black hole, sucking it in for eternity. “This is the greenest form of waste disposal,” says an EPA worker, “as it uses natural energy to beam trash away into space, never to be seen again” What do you think? Place your votes now!
